Most of us like to enjoy a drink or two every now and then. It’s a great social activity and can help us relax a little bit and calm down. Then there of those of us that love a good alcohol-fuelled party and tend to rack up a drink count a little higher than one or two. In the age of mobile phones and the internet being drunk is no longer a private matter. The hilarity of drunk people is caught on video and in pictures to be spread with the world over social media. Here is a collection of some surprisingly intelligent drunk photos.
You Can Do It
Often when we are drunk we do some stupid things that we regret and have to deal with later. Drunk texts are a popular example of this. This person has done something that’s the opposite. Their drunk side was looking out for them and just wanted to help them improve their self.
Me, Myself and I
They say talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity, but they also say that to become a genius you must become a little crazy. Steve was just trying to look out for himself, he knew what he was going to get himself into and decided to plan for it. Unfortunately, drunk Steve saw things differently.
Smart and Funny
We have a comparable situation here to Steve. The significant difference was that it was the drunk person ‘looking out for’ hungover person the next day. While the drunk actions could be morally questionable, they are most definitely smart and hilarious.
It’s important to remain safe even when you let loose and get stupid drunk. Getting home can be a real challenge in this state, and so it’s important to look out for each other and make sure everyone is ok. And don’t forget to make sure you’re ok too.
Invention Comes from Necessity
Now, this is true drunk intellect. How annoying is it that every time you want to take a drink you need to remove the bottle cap or if you just throw the cap away you must take care not to spill? Not this drunk Da Vinci, they didn’t see a problem just a solution.
I can see such comic genius-ness staying on one like for long. We all get self-conscious about our drinking habits at one point in our life. Most of us moralise that drinking for an occasion is ok. Our friend Josh knows exactly how to make an occasion just for himself.
Goo Goo Gah Gah
Well in this instance maybe we’re using the term genius sarcastically. Never the less, it’s still hilarious. Ireland has long been considered a cultural king of heavy drinking. This poor, drunk Irishman may have forgotten a few years and just thought he was younger than he really was.
Another Drunk Inventor
It’s not often that it’s the drunk version of the person that is more reasonable that the sober. Yes, I’m implying high heels are unreasonable. This woman, in her drunk state, we back on her sober choice of foot ware but that doesn’t mean her feet got dirty.
There are many smart elements to this and many, well, not so smart elements. For instance, having the clarity to make sure an alarm for the morning was set is impressive. Drinking that much when you have an 6:30 start, however, isn’t.
Don’t Judge Too Soon
Now this may look to you like a picture of a drunk idiot taking a bath with a bunch of empty beer cans. And it could be. However, it could just as easily be a test of Archimedes’ principle for discovering the volume of an irregular object.
Na Na Na Na Drunk-man
Have you ever wished you had the powers of a super hero? Specifically, Spiderman’s super stickiness? Thought you needed a fictional spider to bite you, but look no further this alcohol fuelled genius has solved your problem. And all you need is tape and drunk friends.
An Artist Never Rests
Now, this is the work of a true drunk genius artist. A true genius artist’s creativity never sleeps. Thought you were at a crazy house party? Wrong with the simple addition of your passed out friend this is a gallery housing your greatest work.
Enlightenment is Just One Sip Away
Once again don’t assume too quickly. As they say it just makes an ‘ass’ out of ‘you’ and ‘me’. He looks like he’s either passed out or throwing up in the toilet but in fact he’s just limbering up. This young man be hungover tomorrow but his muscles will not be stiff.
Now we move on to our genius flirt. You should have seen him in the conversation leading up to this photo. He chatted the pants of this girl, no one could’ve resisted his charms. It was the perfect conversation and he was rewarded with a big kiss.
Don’t you just hate that feeling when you get to the bottom of your cup and there’s no drink left? Or are you unsure how to maximise happy hour discount? Well drunk genius is here with your answers and to show you there is no limit to drunk intellect.